snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
When you're going through the costume storage...
whatshouldtheatrecallme: Everything is just like
sheep-boy: catswithbenefits: wow fox news isn’t even about foxes cnn is
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
scuffedporcelain: cjshark: vagina-thumper: iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice oh my fucking god, kingdom hearts was the WORST Ursula. @_@ this this this
lilbunnygirl: *gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
anescapedfish: panicatthewhorehouse: god-particle: wonderfloniumandfezzes: nerdsforthebirds: neurophagy: sonnetstockmar: a bisexual pop group called Both Directions a pansexual pop group called All Directions an asexual pop group called No Directions a questioning pop group called Which Direction a helpful pop group called That Direction a lost pop group called Can I Have...
I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and...– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via hanksyewest)
Whenever I lose a follower, I like to think I gave them enough inspiration to quit Tumblr and pursue their dreams. It is easier that banishing myself to a dark corner to ugly cry